The Physician

INTRO: 

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Once I loved such a shattering physician 
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Quite the best looking doctor in the state 
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He looked after my physical condition 
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And his bedside manner was great 
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When I'd gaze up and see him there above me 
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Looking less like a doctor than a Turk 
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I was tempted to whisper, "Do you love me 
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Or do you merely love your work?" 

verse 1 
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He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing 
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My epiglottis filled him with glee  
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He simply loved my larynx and went wild about my pharynx 
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But he never said he loved me  

verse 2 
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He said my epidermis was darling 
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And found my blood as blue as could be  
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He went through wild ecstatics when I showed him my lymphatics 
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But he never said he loved me   

 
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And though, no doubt,     it was not very smart of me 
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I kept on a-wracking of my soul 
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To figure out          why he loved every part of me 
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And yet not me as a whole  

verse 3 
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By my esophagus he was ravished 
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Enthusiastic to a degree  
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He said 'twas just enormous - my appendix vermformis 
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But he never said he loved me  

verse 4 
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He said my cerebellum was brilliant 
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And my cerebrum far from N G  
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I know he thought a lotta My medulla oblongota 
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But he never said he loved me  

Verse 5 
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He said my maxillaries were marvels 
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And found my sternum stunning to see  
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He did a double hurdle when I shook my pelvic girdle            
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But he never said he loved me  

 
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He seemed amused      when he first made a test of me 
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To further his medical art 
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Yet he refused        when he'd fixed up the rest of me 
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To cure that ache in my heart 

Verse 6 
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I know he thought my pancreas perfect 
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And for my spleen was keen as could be  
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He said, of all his sweeties I'd the sweetest dia - betes 
       Em7           A7    D  
But he never said he loved me