Plastic Purse

Intro 


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Put you in my plastic purse 
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse 


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Oh, wanna put you in the dirt 
But you would probably like that, right? 


C             B 
Too big to be feeding your ego 
Em                 A7 
Look down, see you hanging where the weeds all grow 
C              B 
So cute though, you never know though 
Em 
Might throw a low blow 


A7             C 
I'm so, I'm so sick of dudes in beanies, little weenies 
B 
Stupid little feeties in Adidies 
Em 
Rub the lamp, you want it, I'm a genie 
A7                          B  C 
I'm a punisher, call me Phoebe, yuh 
C     B                      Em 
I'm a sucker for the little things 
      A7                    C 
I'm a statue, you're a figurine 
               B               Em 
You can't even reach my limousine 
            A7 
But I still really, really, really wanna 

Chorus 

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Put you in my plastic purse 
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse 


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Oh, wanna put you in the dirt 
But you would probably like that, right? 

C             B 
Put you in my plastic purse 
Em                 A7 
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse 
C                 B 
Oh, wanna put you in the dirt 
Em                     A7 
But you would probably like that, right? 


C 
Right? 
         B                          Em                       A7 
Like how hard is it for a bonehead, Cheez-It brain boy to text back? 
     B C 
Like, I know you're not busy 
  B 
I know you're not working 
  Em                            A7 
I know you're not doing anything important, so what the... 


    B  C 
I'm so sick of dudes in beanies, little weenies 
B 
Stupid little feeties in Adidies 
Em 
Rub the lamp, you want it, I'm a genie 
A7                              C 
I'm a punisher, call me Phoebe, yuh 
      B                      Em 
I'm a sucker for the little things 
      A7                    C 
I'm a statue, you're a figurine 
               B               Em 
You can't even reach my limousine 
            A7 
But I still really, really, really wanna 


C            B 
Put you in my plastic purse 
Em                A7 
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse 
B C               B 
Oooh, wanna put you in the dirt 
Em                    A7  A7 
But you would probably like that, right? 

C             B 
Put you in my plastic purse 
Em                 A7 
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse 
B C              B 
Oh, wanna put you in the dirt 
Em                     A7  A7         C 
But you would probably like that, right? 


      B 
Right? 
      Em 
Right? 
                   A7  A7         C 
You would probably like that, right? 
      B 
Right? 
      Em 
Right? 
                   A7  A7 
You would probably like that, right?