Breakfast Beer

 
C                               F 
I wake up, feed the kitties, scratch 'em behind the ears 
G                       F       C 
Hungover again, how did I get here? 
C                       F                     C 
Well I don't need no coffee to make my mind clear 
G                             F         C 
I'm goin' to the fridge for a breakfast beer 
 

 
F                    F 
A breakfast beer, a breakfast beer 
C                       F 
Tastes so good a man'll shed a tear 
C                               F 
Make a dirty old hangover disappear 
G                                F          C 
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer 
 

 
C                               F              C 
I had some toast and some eggs to get me into gear 
G                               F                      C 
But I horked 'em back up 'cause my guts were feelin' queer 
C                                    F 
I bounce outside like a white-tailed deer 
G                          F         C 
Thankin' baby Jesus for my breakfast beer 
 

 
F                   F 
A breakfast beer, a breakfast beer 
C                       F 
Tastes so good a man'll shed a tear 
C                               F 
Make a dirty old hangover disappear 
G                                F          C 
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer 
 

 
F 
Well I tried shakes and a glass of OJ 
C 
It didn't make the pain go away 
F 
I can promise "no more boozin'" but it wouldn't be sincere 
G 
Standin' at the fridge chuggin' breakfast beer 
 

 
NC 
A breakfast beer, a breakfast beer 
C                              F 
Tastes so good a man'll shed a tear 
C                              F 
Make a dirty old hangover disappear 
G                                F          C 
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer 
G                              F                  C 
A day is so much better with a breakfast beer 
G                             F          C 
Life is so much better with a breakfast beer