Bilge Pumps

The Farmer

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The Farmer

	  		The Bilge Pumps - The Farmer 
 
C                                      G   
There was an old farmer who lived by a rock 
                                  C 
He sat in the meadow a shaking is fist 
                                  G 
At some boys who were down by the crick 
                                             C 
Their feet in the water their hands on their marbles 
                               G 
And play things and in days of yore 
There came a young lady she looked like a  
C                                    G 
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass 
She pulled up her dresses and showed us her  
C                                G 
Ruffles and laces laughed like a duck 
She said she was learning a new way to  
C                                       G 
Bring up her children and learn them to knit 
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling 
C                                  G 
Refuse and litter from yesterday?s hunt 
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her 
C                                       G 
Eyes at the fellas like girls sometimes do 
To make it clear that she wanted to  
C                                    G 
Go for a nice pleasant stroll on the grass 
Then hurry back home for a nice piece of 
C                                        G 
Ice cream and cake that was three layers tall 
And after desert she was ready to 
C                               G 
Go for another walk down by the dock 
With any young man with the sizable 
C                                    G 
Roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front 
If he?d asked politely she?d show him her   
C                                 G 
Little pet dog who was subject to fits 
And maybe she?d let him grab hold of her 
C                                     G 
Small tender hands with a movement so quick 
Then she?d bend on over and suck on his 
C                                 G 
Soda so sweetly till she finished it 
Then pulled down her panties to rub on her 
C                                          G 
Hip that she bruised when she ran down the hall 
Cause he tried to force her to lick on his 
C                             G 
Candy so tasty made of butter scotch  
And then he spread whip cream all over her 
C                                    G 
Cookies that she had been baking all night 
                                               C 
If you think this is dirty you?re fucking damn right. 
 
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