Accidents

[Intro ]
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An old man has a heart attack in the movie theater 
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While my friend calls an ambulance 
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Buster Keaton's dancing 
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I  waiting for the punchline 
C    Bm       E 
 But it never comes 
 

 
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Two blind kids in wheelchairs are crossing a street 
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And they get hit by the ambulance 
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Because the light was green 
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And I  waiting for the punchline 
C    Bm       E 
 But it never comes 
 

 
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I promised you that I'd be true 
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And now chandeliers are crashing down to the ground 
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Waitresses drop their trays 
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Trains derail with passengers 
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While mother snakes eat their young 
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The water pipes in this town 
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Burst and flood the living room 
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The firetrucks lose their way home 
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And crash into the hospitals 
 

 
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We're causing accidents, me and you 
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We're causing accidents, me and you 
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 Where does a promise go 
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 When you pretend it isn't there? 
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 Do we  really think 
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 That it could just disappear? 
 

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