No Leclerc

[Intro ]
C G Am F (2x) 

 
C 
Pop a perc for the plane 

      G 
Cause flying makes you wanna die 
Am                        F 
I pop methylphenidate and cosplay a cinephile 
C                       G 
He only dates me for my drugs 
Am                              F 
He likes the taste, he says I'm fun 

     C                 G 
He's sorta strange, he makes me cry, but then I laugh 
Am                         F 
I think he's dangerous, so smack me if I kiss him back 
C                                G 
He's got these eyes just like an angel 
Am                           F 
He's got intentions that are fatal 
 

 
          C 
You said "I'm a better driver" 
        G 
I said "babe, you'r no Leclerc" 
       Am                        F 
Call it hubris but Ive got that lockd down 
            C 
You say I'm brimming with delusion 
           G                         Am 
And you're definitely onto something there 
          F 
Something there 

                 C                     G 
But my religious rhetoric doesn't do a thing 
                 Am 
And every time I write to you 
                  F 
An angel gets its wings 
                   C 
So heavens in the air now 
                     G 
And God is somewhere too 
                        Am 
And I've tried time and time again 
                 F 
And never really left you 

C  G  Am  F (2x) 
 

 
            C 
She's got a brand new guy 
    G 
And I maintain he's sorta ugly 
Am 
I said he's bouncing on it 
F 
And you think I'm kinda funny 
C                                 G 
But it's the truth, heartbreak is lethal 
Am                           F 
They should make ugly guys illegal 

  C 
I wished for romances 
   G 
Instead I think I'm cursed forever 
Am 
You bet you'll hear about it 
F 
Clutch your pearls say I would never 
C                            G 
And everyone knows that it's true 
Am                                 F 
She said more guys should be like you 
 

 
          C 
You said "I'm a better driver" 
        G 
I said "babe, you'r no Leclerc" 
       Am                        F 
Call it hubris but Ive got that lockd down 
            C 
You say I'm brimming with delusion 
           G                         Am 
And you're definitely onto something there 
          F 
Something there 

                 C                     G 
But my religious rhetoric doesn't do a thing 
                 Am 
And every time I write to you 
                  F 
An angel gets its wings 
                   C 
So heavens in the air now 
                     G 
And God is somewhere too 
                        Am 
And I've tried time and time again 
                 F 
And never really left you 
C    G    Am                          F 
         (Time again and never really left you) 
C    G    Am                          F 
         (Time again and never really left you) 
 

 
C                             G 
 I almost crash and light the gas up 
                   Am 
You ask is this about us? 
                  F 
I say no, you're crazy, you're crazy 
C                       G 
 But I'm quoting you verbatim 
                       Am 
Our jokes can take the stage and 
                  F 
I love you not in that way 

C                      G 
 The disclaimers in my letter 
                            Am 
Were friends, it's for the better 
                F 
Remember when I left you? 
                     C 
I tried, but I could never 
                       G 
You looked at me while crying 
                 Am 
Parking lot, I'm dying 
                F 
The incident we joke about 
                     C 
Zach asks me and I'm lying 

Lying 

G                          Am 
 But I remember that night on the beach 
                 F 
You were driving carefully 
                  C 
I had to point it out 
                          G 
You were tense and it was funny 
                     Am 
You said I know you trust me 
                      F 
But I'm trying to be safe" 
                        C                                 G 
We played Me and You Together Song while turning down my street 
Am              F 
 And I said "hey babe" 
 

 
C 
"I'm a better driver" 
     G 
You said "you're no Leclerc" 
        Am                          F    C     G    Am F 
I said call it hubris but Ive got that locked down mhh 
             C 
You said I'm brimming with delusion 

       G                                    Am               F 
And we both know that youre onto something there, something there 
                     C 
But we're both no Leclerc 
    G 
No Leclerc 
                 Am   F 
Were both no Leclerc 
 

 
          C 
You said "I'm a better driver" 
        G 
I said "babe, you'r no Leclerc" 
       Am                        F 
Call it hubris but Ive got that lockd down 
            C 
You say I'm brimming with delusion 
           G                         Am 
And you're definitely onto something there 
          F 
Something there 

                 C                     G 
But my religious rhetoric doesn't do a thing 
                 Am 
And every time I write to you 
                  F 
An angel gets its wings 
                   C 
So heavens in the air now 
                     G 
And God is somewhere too 
                        Am 
And I've tried time and time again 
                 F 
And never really left you 

C    G    Am                          F 
         (Time again and never really left you) 
C    G    Am                          F 
         (Time again and never really left)