Grim Mary

 
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I don't feel like going anywhere tonight 
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Keep my shoes untied you know where to find me 
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If you can't be clever then you must be kind 
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Just another line that I read on the marquee 
 

Interlude 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo 

 
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I don't feel like leaving my garage today 
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An acquired taste the asbestos is lovely 
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Got a broken heater and a microwave 
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And Hot Pocket stains on the ceiling above me 
 

 
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I'm so congested festive all of the time 
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Another backseat driver toeing the line 
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M-M-M-Mary messaged me and said that my hair looks nice 
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But Mary doesn't know that I might wanna die 
 

Interlude 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo Die 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo Die 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo 
(The second run would require a tab to play accurately) 

 
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The pressure to smile is wearing me thin 
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And the high that I'm chasing is making me winded 
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The lows that I feel leave me in my homestead 
N.C. 
Depression is a demon, my best friend on my deathbed 
 

 
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Robby told me that I'd never be comfy 
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There's a chip on my shoulder, on my back there's a monkey 
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Up against the wall, punching life in the chin 
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I was born to lose but when I die I'll win, I guess 
 

Interlude 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo Die 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo 

 
(A given line's ending chord and the next line's starting chord are the same, for pacing) 
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Dear grim reaper 
                 (Bless me with one million) 
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Take me under 
             (Reasons not to live again) 
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To the ether 
             (Reaper come and rescue me) 
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To my slumber 
              (I want to be happy) 
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Dear miss Mary 
              (Bless me with one million) 
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I'm so sorry 
             (Reasons not to live again) 
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You are too good 
                 (Reaper come and rescue me) 
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Too good to me 
               (I want to be happy) 
 

Outro 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo 
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Ooo ooo oooh Ohoo