Honkytonk Situation

Intro 
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What's goin on man? My name's Zane 
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Good to know ya. Glad you came 
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Where you from now? Is that right? 
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What brings you all the way to Texas tonight? 
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Well, yeah you heard right 
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We got a scene that's rock n roll mixed with western swing 
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You wanna hear it? Alright 
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I gotta say you're in the right place tonight 
 

 
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'Cause what we got here's a honky tonk situation 
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Cold beer and a hot band playin' 
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Don't worry, I'll get you through 
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Just do exactly what I tell you to do 
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It's two steps left, and one step to the right 
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Once you get it down, you can do it all night 
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And take a pretty girl out on the floor 
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Then you'll know what God made these old honky tonks for 
 

Interlude 
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I'd buy a Lonestar or maybe a Shiner 
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And tip your waitress, that's a friendly reminder 
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Keep your beer close so it don't end up 
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Being some good ole boy's spit cup 
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Now we're awful proud of our Texas daughters 
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They can dance to George Strait or Randy Rogers 
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Fire up the tunes and here they come 
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Come on ladies, won't you show us how it's done 
 

 
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'Cause what we got here's a honky tonk situation 
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Cold beer and a hot band playin' 
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Don't worry, I'll get you through 
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Just do exactly what I tell you to do 
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It's two steps left, and one step to the right 
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Once you get it down, you can do it all night 
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And take a pretty girl out on the floor 
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Then you'll know what God made these old honky tonks for  


{Instrumnetal Break} 
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Well loosen up now and just have a good time 
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Texas ain't just a state, it's a state of mind 
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One of these girls just might take you home 
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If you get that far, man, you're on your own 
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'Til the next time 
 

 
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You get yourself in a honky tonk situation 
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Hormones mixed with intoxication 
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Don't worry I'll get you through 
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Just do exactly what I tell you to do 
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It's two steps left, and one step to the right 
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Once you get it down, you can do it all night 
Em 
And take a pretty girl out on the floor 
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Then you'll know what God made these old honky tonks for 
 

Outro 
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