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You're sort of famous, a minor celebrity 
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And so it only makes sense the world would be 
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Obsessed with every single thing you do 
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They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night 
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They're lurking patiently and hoping that they just might 
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See something real embarrassing you do 

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The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt 
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That's the story that they're gonna feature 
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With exclusive pics of your flabby behind 
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You think you're all alone, but that's right when you'll find 

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A bunch of paparazzi popping out of nowhere 
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Cameras in your face, and then suddenly 
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You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ 

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Following you when you're walking down the street 
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And asking stupid questions while you're trying to eat 
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So you cover your face, thinking to yourself 

Hey, isn't this creepy? 
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And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown 
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And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town 
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They'll be there with you when you're going to jail 
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First on the scene for every wardrobe fail 

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You just picked up some transvestite 
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Seconds later, it's up on the website 
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Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce 
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And they'll be sneaking in, snapping pictures, of course 

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And if they ever catch you picking your nose 
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Or stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree 
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You're on TMZ 
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Stalking you, just waiting by your front door 
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Trailing you through airport security 
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They're with TMZ, they're with TMZ 

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We caught this Oscar nominee picking up dog poop! 

Is that a baby bump? 

I pronounce you guilty of leaving the house while fat! 

Look who's drinking coffee! 

Everything celebrities do is fascinating! 

Oh, let me tell you 
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It's getting to the point where a famous person can't 
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Even get a DUI or go on a racist rant 
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Those guys are all around, so you really shouldn't dare 
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Go to every club in town if you've lost your underwear 

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Seems that every single time a star decides to 
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Shave their head or ram their car into a tree 
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They're on TMZ 
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If they catch you peeing in the bushes 
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Later on that night, well, I guarantee 
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You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ 

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You're on TMZ 
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Every single celebrity knows they're gonna be 
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There on TMZ