Theme From Mash Guy

	  		
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I am the Theme from MASH Guy, 
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My kids are the theme from MASH Guy’s kids, 
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My sister is the sister of the guy who wrote 
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The theme from MASH 

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It’s all I ever did 
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It might be all I ever do 
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I sit in a room in a house 
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Built from the proceeds of the theme from... 

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MASH 
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It’s my legacy 
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I will always be 
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To everybody and to me 
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The guy who wrote the theme 
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From MASH! 

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Whenever anybody does a version 
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Of the theme from MASH 
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They are legally required 
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To send me a copy 
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Of their version of the theme 

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I spend all day listening 
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To recordings of versions of the theme from MASH 
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I’m building more shelving 
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So I can store the tapes of the recordings 
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Of the versions of the theme from… 

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MASH 
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It’s my legacy 
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I will always be 
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To everybody and to me 
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The guy who wrote the theme 
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From MASH! 

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And on every spine 
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Of every tape 
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On every shelf I see 
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The actual name 
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Of the theme from MASH 
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Is staring back at me 
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It’s Suicide is Painless 
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Maybe in retrospect 
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I should have called the song 
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The theme from MASH