Hermaphroditey

Intro: 
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She's part girl, she's part boy 
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She's got parts everyone can enjoy 
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She's got more, she's got less 
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She's got her manhood tucked in her dress 

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Is she a mister or is she a miss? 
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Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? 
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She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy 
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When I try to please her I get poked in the eye! 

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She wears lace and she wears flannel 
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She watches football AND the Lifetime channel! 
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Whats that bulge under her nighty? 
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It must be Hermaphroditey! 

 
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Some things are white 
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Some things are black 
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Some girls wear make-up 
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Mine shaves her back 

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She is still beautiful 
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She is still fine 
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It's too bad her package 
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Is bigger than mine 

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She can't help her imperfections 
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She gets jock itch from her yeast infections 
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Who stole all my tighty whities? 
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It must be Hermaphroditey!