Ketamine

Intro 
D D D D 
F# (let ring while drums play) 


D     F# 
      "Don't interupt me man, I'm getting real impatient" 
F# 
She said, "Why don't you put that one in a history-book poem so I can hate it." 
F#                                                D 
I really want an official copy of that statement 
D                                B           A#    A 
I never met anyone who wanted so badly to be hated 
D 
You're like Ketamine 
D                       F 
You get me so sedated 


F# 
And all those hate-filled blogs that I know are all about me 
F# 
And to be honest, true, they're getting pretty mean 
F#                                                      A    D 
Well I'm good at avoiding things and bleeding into the scenery 



D                    B 
When you were drunk, trying to get balance 
F#                       B   A   D 
I'm an adult but then I saw your matress 
               B 
Gonna make you feel like a slow dance 
F#                          D       B 
Tryna make you feel like ro-mance 
F#                                                   D       B   A# 
While I had another number written in the palm of my hand 


F# 
Well I'm trying to be honest 
F# 
Now you're calling me out on it 
F# 
Now you're calling all my friends askin' Where is Drew Thompson 
F#                              D     A 
If they knew, they'd tell you, 
B                              A#  A   F# 
But what that really means is "get a clue" 



D                    B 
When you were drunk, trying to get balance 
F#                           F#   D 
I'm an adult but then I saw your matress 
               B 
Gonna make you seem like a slow dance 
F#                          D       B 
Tryna make you feel like ro-mance 
F#                                       F#   D 
I saw a picture of your boyfriend on the nightstand 


B F# D