Handy Man

Intro 
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Well, on a Monday I'll be slinging hash 
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Tuesday I'll be collecting trash 
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And on a Wednesday, I might be tending bars 
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Thursdays I'll be the guy who parks you car 
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And on a Friday I might be teachin' school 
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Saturday finds me hustlin' pool 
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I got a whole lot of talent thats in demand 
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That's why they call me Handy Man 
 

 
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Bah, bah, bah umpf 
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All the neighborhood girls and boys 
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They come to me to mend their toys 
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Dah, dah, dah, dah 
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Their daddy's call me to mow the lawn 
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And their mommy's all call me when their daddy's are gone 
 

 
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I can drive a tractor, wheel a truck 
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I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck 
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And I can chop down a redwood using just one hand 
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That's why they call me Handy Man 

{Solo} 
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Bah, bah, bah oh yeah 
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Y'know if you need me in emergencies 
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I can come round and just, you know 
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Work around the house or in the backyard or somethin' 
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Not too taxin' tho' 
 

 
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Yeah, six in the morning I'm out picking fruit 
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Eight forty-five I'm back pressing suits 
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Twelve o'clock you'll see me shining shoes 
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The cocktail hour I'll be servin' booze 
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I can wash your windows, walk your pet 
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Get you color reception on a black and white set 
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Yeah I can play a concerto on your baby grand 
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'Cause I'm a Handy Man 
 

 
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Bah, bah, bah umpf 
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All the neighborhood girls and boys 
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They come to me to mend their toys 
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Their daddy's call me to mow the lawn 
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And their mommy's all call me when their daddy's are gone 
 

 
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I save my evenin's for brand new faces 
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Weekends are reserved for emergency cases 
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I tell you, babe, you gotta understand 
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That I'm a   Handy Man 
 

Outro 
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I mean a   handy man 

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