Never Getting Laid

Intro:  Fmaj7  Cmaj7  E7  Am7  D7 
        Fmaj7  Cmaj7  E7  Am7  D7 


Fmaj7                         Cmaj7 
  We were so happy, why not mix it up? 
E7                              Am7          D7 
  I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough 
Fmaj7                              Cmaj7 
  No way to know just who you're thinking of 
E7                              Am7 
  I just wish you didn't have a mind 


   D7           Fmaj7 
(Ah) That could flip like a switch 
       Cmaj7 
Like a wandering drift 
     E7 
To a neighboring bitch 
     Am7                  D7           Fmaj7 
When just the other night you said you need me, what gives? 
        Cmaj7 
How did it come to this? 
       E7 
Boy, I know where you live 


              A 
Baby, I'm not angry 
                  F#m7 
Love you just the same 
                Bm7                 E 
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday 
                      C#m7 
And all your days are sunny 
                F#m7 
From your windowpane 
           Bm7 
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness 
                               A 
And a forever of never getting laid 


Fmaj7                              Cmaj7 
  I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice) 
E7                             Am7          D7 
  Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight 
Fmaj7                               Cmaj7 
  Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?) 
E7                             Am7               D7 
  And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday) 


         Fmaj7 
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits) 
      Cmaj7 
I was so confident (Confident) 
         E7 
'Til the thought of it hit 
     Am7                   D7      Fmaj7 
That any given night, you could be using your lips 
     Cmaj7 
On a girl with big tits 
       E7 
Boy, I know where you live 


              A 
Baby, I'm not angry 
                  F#m7 
Love you just the same (I love you just the same) 
                Bm7                 E 
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday 
                      C#m7 
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane) 
                F#m7 
From your windowpane 
           Bm7 
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness 
                               A            F#m7 
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever) 
   Bm7  
Mm-mm 
  F#m7       E7            C#m7    F#m7 Bm7 E7 
A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm) 

Final:  

A         Fmaj7 
  At the end of the rainbow 
 G7 
I hope you find 
  Am7         Am7/G#  Am7/G 
A good whole lot of nothing 
              F#º 
'Cause you're still inside 
    Dm7       Dº    G4            C 
And abstinence is just a state of mind