Where The Hell Is My Husband

Intro 
N.C. 
Thirteen, twelve, eleven, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one 
Bring 'em in 



Am                                   C 
Baby (Ooh-hoo), where the hell is my husband? (Ooh-hoo) 
                   D 
What is takin' him so long (Ooh-hoo) to find me? (Eh-eh-eh) 
    Am                         C                         D 
Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Gettin' down with another? (Ooh-hoo, yeah) 
    E                                                        N.C. 
So, tell him if you see him, baby (If you see him, tell him, he should hide) 



            Am 
Why is this beautiful man waiting for me to get home? 
Why are you already testing my patience? 
       Am 
I only see him taking time with other women that ain't me 
                  E 
Well, I've been reviewing applications (Babe) 
Am 
 Till I get my hands on him, I'ma tell him off too, for how long 
                          Am 
He kept me waiting, anticipating 
                                               E 
Prayin’ to the Lord to get him to my loving my arms 
And despite my frustrations 


 
         Am 
(He must need me) He must need me 
     E 
(Completely) completely 
A                   D 
How my heart yearns for him 
      Dm 
Is he far away? (Is he far away?) 
      E 
Is he okay? (Is he okay?) 
            F                                        E                          N.C. 
This man is testin' me, uh-huh, uh-huh, ah, help me (Help me, help me, help me, Lord) 
N.C. 
I need you to tell me 



Am                                   C 
Baby (Ooh-hoo), where the hell is my husband? (Ooh-hoo) 
                   D 
What is takin' him so long (Ooh-hoo) to find me? (Eh-eh-eh) 
    Am                         C                         D 
Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Gettin' down with another? (Ooh-hoo, yeah) 
                                                             N.C. 
So, tell him if you see him, baby (If you see him, tell him, he should hide) 



          Am 
I'm doing lonely acrobatics, unzipping my dress at 2AM, and I'm tired of living like this 
           Am                                                           E 
He must be happy getting ready, tryna fix up his tie, ha-ha, uh, hello? This where your wife is 
Am 
 Till I got your heart going, I'ma turn it up too, for how much I'm ‘bout to love you 
        Am                                             E 
No one above ya, pray to the lord to hurry, hurry you along 
Baby, I intend to rush up 



         Am 
(He must need me) He must need me 
     E 
(Completely) completely 
G                    D 
How my heart yearns for him 
      Dm 
Is he far away? (Is he far away?) 
      E 
Is he okay? (Is he okay?) 
            F 
This man is testin' me, uh-huh, uh-huh, ah, help me (Help me, help me, help me, Lord) 
  N.C. 
I need you to tell me 



Am                                   C 
Baby (Ooh-hoo), where the hell is my husband? (Ooh-hoo) 
                   D 
What is takin' him so long (Ooh-hoo) to find me? (Eh-eh-eh) 
    Am                         C                         D 
Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Gettin' down with another? (Ooh-hoo, yeah) 
                                                             N.C. 
So, tell him if you see him, baby (If you see him, tell him, he should hide) 



             Am 
Tell him I'm mmmm, tell I'm mmmm with the mm-mm-mm 
                              Am 
Tell I'm kind (Tell him I'm 5'5") 
                                                                  E 
Tell him I've got brown eyes and I'm going for that if he doesn't find me, then I'm gonna die alone, 
so can he? 
Am 
I'm out, out my, my mind (Hurry up here), uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, no-no-no-no-no (And I want it, want it, want it, 
want it, want it) 
E              Am                                                E/Ab 
I would like a ring, I would like a ring, I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger 
                             A 
I would like a big and shiny diamond that I can wave around and talk, and talk about it 
D                                                            Dm 
 And when the day is here, forgive me God, that I could ever doubt it (Doubt it, doubt it, doubt it) 
                   Em 
To never do it, do I? (Do I? Do I? Do I?) 
            F                                    N.C. 
This man is testin' me, oh, uh, oh, uh, help me (Help me, help me, help me, Lord) 
Oh 



Am                                   C 
Baby (Ooh-hoo), where the hell is my husband? (Ooh-hoo) 
                   D 
What is takin' him so long (Ooh-hoo) to find me? (Eh-eh-eh) 
    Am                         C                         D 
Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Gettin' down with another (Ooh-hoo, yeah) 

Tell him if you see him, baby, if you see him, tell him 

Outro 

Am C 
      D 
Said, ooh, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo 

Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo 
                  Am 
Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo 
                      C                 D 
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh