Some Big Balls

Intro: E 

 
E                 A 
Sally was so sexy in the second grade 
E                        B 
I wanted bad to kiss her but I was too afraid 
E                          A 
Bobby was the brave one he showed her how he felt 
E                             B              E 
Walked up and laid on her and I thought to myself 

 
E                       A 
Takes some big balls to do that 
E                            B 
A golden pair swinging in the breeze 
B          A               E 
Takes some big balls to do that 
       G*              A*                E 
The kind that hang way down around your knees. 

 
E                               A 
Frankie was from Florida didn’t want to be man 
E                                    B 
So he headed down to Frisco, started working on a plan 
B       E                    A 
He said Freedom of expression That’s what it’s all about 
A                E            B                                   E 
Now he’s on the sidewalk in a mini-skirt just lettin’ it all hang out 


E                       A 
Takes some big balls to do that 
E                            B 
A golden pair swinging in the breeze 
B          A               E 
Takes some big balls to do that 
       G*              A*                E 
The kind that hang way down around your knees. 


E                                        A 
Well Peter came home late one night with perfume on his shirt 
E                                       B 
His wife moved in to take a whiff and he took it as a flirt 
B        E                                   A 
She said you been messin round on me there’s lipstick on your neck 
A  E                                       B                   E 
So He slapped her on the ass and said your right and babe your next 

 
E                       A 
Takes some big balls to do that 
E                            B 
A golden pair swinging in the breeze 
B          A               E 
Takes some big balls to do that 
       G*              A*                E 
The kind that hang way down around your knees. 


E                                        A 
Well I plaYed this song for the boys back in the dressing room 
A     E                                            B 
They stood right there and dared me tO come out and play this tune 
E                                            A 
Well I know there’s some amoung us that this lyrics might offend 
A             E                             B              E 
You’ll either love it or you’ll you’l hate it but here comes the chorus again. 


E                       A 
Takes some big balls to do that 
E                            B 
A golden pair swinging in the breeze 
B          A               E 
Takes some big balls to do that 
       G*              A*                E 
The kind that hang way down around your knees. 

Outro:
E                                                A 
Well all you men that just stood up because your wife told you to leave 
E                                    B 
Sit back down and grow a pair Let em hang down to your knees