13 Stiches

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The first time i saw the descendents 
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They were the fastest band i'd ever seen 
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No one in the crowd really cared for them 
         C5                           G5 
We were waiting for The Ally Cats to play 
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After a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl 
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On Rodney On The Roq late sunday night 
         D5 
That was enough for me 
             E5                   C5                      D5 
I hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and baught my all time favorite record 


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The next time i went to the whiskey 
       C5                        G5 
It was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops 
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The latter band played faster than i could believe 
        C5                               G5 
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked 
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Cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk 
     D5                    E5                 
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp 
    C5                     G5 
Cuz having long hair was a mistake 



Solo 

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The third time i went to the hospital 
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I needed 13 stitches in my head 
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I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute 
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Then some suicidal threw me into a post 
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My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave 
C5                         G5 
Before DRI played 50 lousy songs 
D5                                E5 
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes 
       C5                              G5 
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash