Wheres My Phone

 
Bb            F7 
 Where did it go? 
Gm         Dm7 
Where's my phone? 
Eb         Bb 
Where's my phone? 
Bb           F7 
 Where did I leave? 
Gm        Dm7 
Where'd I go? 
Eb        Bb   Ab 
Where'd I go? 

 
G                       D 
 A woman always on the street called me a ditch 
Eb             Bb 
"A ditch on my block," she said 
Eb              Bb           Ab 
 I just want my mind to be a clear glass 
G 
Clear glass with nothing in my head 
Bb                         F7 
 I keep thinking, "Surely, somebody will save me" 
G                            D 
 At every turn, I learn that no one will 
Eb              Bb           Ab 
 I just want my mind to be a clear glass 
G 
Clear glass with nothing instead 

 
Bb          F7 
Where did I leave? 
Gm        Dm7 
Where'd I go? 
Eb        Bb 
Where'd I go? 
Bb           F7 
Where did it go? 
Gm         Dm7 
Where's my phone? 
Eb         Bb    Ab 
Where's my phone? 

 
G                               D 
 If night is like you punched a hole into tomorrow 
Eb                     Bb 
 I would fuck the hole all night long 
Eb                      Bb             Ab 
 I'll stay out until my mind is like a clear glass 
G 
Clear glass with nothing going on 
Bb                     F7 
Or like a bug floating in the melted amber 
G                D 
 Of a citronella candle 
Eb                     Bb             Ab 
 I will float until my mind is like a clear wax 
G 
Clear wax, melted in the dome 
G 
Clear wax, melted in the dome 

 
G           F           G 
La-da-do-do-do-do-do-do-do 
G                   G(b5) 
Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa 
G                   G(b5)     A 
Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa 
G                   G(b5) 
Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa 
G                   G(b5)     A 
Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa 

Outro 
 Bb           F7 
(Where did it go?) 
 Gm         Dm7 
(Where's my phone?) 
 Eb         Bb 
(Where's my phone?) 
 Bb           F7 
(Where did it go?) 
 Gm         Dm7 
(Where's my phone?) 
 Eb         Bb     Ab  G 
(Where's my phone?)