Scotty Doesn't Know

G               A 
Scotty doesn't know 
                C 
That Fiona and me 

Do it in my van every Sunday 
G                       A 
She tells him she's in church 
                C 
But she doesn't go 

Still she's on her knees, and 


               G     B 
Scotty doesn't know, oh 
               C 
Scotty doesn't know-oh 
               G 
So don't tell Scotty! 
               B 
Scotty doesn't know 
               C 
Scotty doesn't know 
A 
So DON'T TELL SCOTTY! 


G      A             C 
Fiona says shes out shopping 
G               A               C 
But she's under me and I'm not stopping 


                    G 
Cuz Scotty doesn't know 
               B 
Scotty doesn't know 
               C 
Scotty doesn't know 

Scotty doesn't know 
               G 
So don't tell Scotty 
               B        C 
Scotty doesn't knoooooow 
A 
Don't TELL SCOTTY! 


G           A            C 
I can't believe he's so trusting 
G           A              C 
While I'm right behind you thrusting 
G               A 
Fiona's got him on the phone 
C 
And she's trying not to moan 
G                A 
It's a three way call 
             C 
And he knows nothing 


               G 
Scotty doesn't know 
               B 
Scotty doesn't know 
               C 
Scotty doesn't know 

Don't tell Scotty 
                   G 
Cuz Scotty doesn't know 
                B    C 
Scotty doesn't know 
A              G 
So DON'T TELL SCOTTY! 


               B                    C 
We'll put on a show, everyone will go 

Scotty doesn't know 
               G 
Scotty doesn't know 
               B         C  A 
Scotty doesn't knoooooow 

B                  C 
The, parking lot, why not? 
A            C 
It's so cool when you're on top 
B                C 
His front lawn, in the snow 
A                 C 
Laughing so hard, cuz 

Scotty doesn't know 

Scotty doesn't know 

( G  A  C ) 

G         A       C 
I did her on his birthday 


               G 
Scotty doesn't know 
               B 
Scotty doesn't know 
               C 
Scotty doesn't know 

Scotty doesn't know 
            G 
Don't tell Scotty 
               B         C 
Scotty doesn't knoooooow 

Final:

            G 
Scotty will know 
              B 
Scotty has to know 
               C 
Scotty's gotta know 

Gonna tell Scotty 
               G 
Gonna tell him myself 
              B 
Scotty has to know 
              C 
Scotty has to know 

Scotty has to 

Scotty has to 
              G 
Scotty has to go! 
               B 
Scotty doesn't know 
               C 
Scotty doesn't know 
               G 
Scotty doesn't know