Mash

         G 
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? 
                    D 
Yes, I've had about seven or eight 
D 
To tell thetruth,I'm not feelingthat great 
G 
Thinking about killing myself today 
    C 
Oh,what's so great about life anyways? 
G 
All it ever gives you, it takes it away 
    D 
You go back to the start, it always ends the same 
   G 
So why not kill yourself today? 


 
N.C. 
Hey kids, do you hate christmas parties and long lines at the grocery store? 
N.C. 
Well have I got the solution for you 

 
         G 
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? 
                    D 
Yes, I've had about seven or eight 
D 
To tell thetruth,I'm not feelingthat great 
G 
Thinking about killing myself today 
    C 
Oh,what's so great about life anyways? 
G 
All it ever gives you, it takes it away 
    D 
You go back to the start, it always ends the same 
   G 
So why not kill yourself today? 



N.C. 
Side effects of killing yourself may include: 
N.C. 
Not being able to work again, not having to interact with friends or family, 
N.C. 
Burning in hell, bloating, involuntary bowel release, injury, and/or death 



         G 
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? 
                    D 
Yes, I've had about seven or eight 
D 
To tell thetruth,I'm not feelingthat great 
G 
Thinking about killing myself today 
    C 
Oh,what's so great about life anyways? 
G 
All it ever gives you, it takes it away 
    D 
You go back to the start, it always ends the same 
   G 
So why not kill yourself today? 


 
N.C. 
Guillotine? Maybe its Maybelline, slit your wrists, it's the tits 


         G 
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? 
                    D 
Yes, I've had about seven or eight 
D 
To tell thetruth,I'm not feelingthat great 
G 
Thinking about killing myself today 
    C 
Oh,what's so great about life anyways? 
G 
All it ever gives you, it takes it away 
    D 
You go back to the start, it always ends the same 
   G 
So why not kill yourself today? 



N.C. 
Are you feeling trapped living in the closet? 
N.C. 
Well, stretch out in one of our luxurious velvet-lined coffins 


         G 
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? 
                    D 
Yes, I've had about seven or eight 
D 
To tell thetruth,I'm not feelingthat great 
G 
Thinking about killing myself today 
    C 
Oh,what's so great about life anyways? 
G 
All it ever gives you, it takes it away 
    D 
You go back to the start, it always ends the same 
   G 
So why not kill yourself today?