Alien Abduction Probe

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I saw the light,   they returned last night, 
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un-answered questions tortured me. 
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  Like how they unlocked the door?   Why's my rectum sore? 
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  Why do I twitch when I watch E.T? 


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  Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe, 
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  they came scratched their itch,   left me crying in a ditch. 
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  It's all so crule and cold,   they put my life on hold, 
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  this crap is getting old,   Alien Abduction Probe. 


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You know   they stuck a micro-chip   in the hole between my hips, 
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such a gross indignity. 
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  Involuntary corn holeation,   courtesy of the alien nation, 
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  why do they always come for me? Huh, I say. 

 
G                       D 
  Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe, 
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  they came scratched their itch,   left me crying in a ditch. 
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  It's all so crule and cold,   they put my life on hold, 
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  this crap is getting old,   Alien Abduction Probe. 

Interlude 
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  So, late at night I sit alone   stare at the twilight zone, 
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  with a sawed off shot gun in my hand. 
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Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered,   waiting for those great green bastards, 
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  it's the only way to make them understand. Oooooh 

 
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  Alien Abduction Probe   happens all over the globe, 
A                                 D 
  they came scratched their itch,   left me crying in a ditch. 
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  It's all so crule and cold,   they put my life on hold, 
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  this crap is getting old,   Alien Abduction Probe.