Minimum Wage

verse 1: 
  E 
Politically correct 
    B 
and mentally erect 
          A 
I'm doing everything 
            B 
I can to conserve the 
    E 
best But life ain't 
              B 
nothing but a bowl a 
                A 
grits And this United 
States proud crap 
B            E 
makes me sick People 
       B 
tell me go make a name 
        A 
for yourself Cause that's 
                    B 
the only way you're gonna 
               E 
get outta this hell I'm 
              B 
gonna try and try and 
                      A 
try and do all that I can 
         B 
But I'll never understand 


 
           A 
It's guaranteed I'm 
       B 
making minimum wage 
E            D 
  I can't survive 
             A 
this day and age 
Home of the free 
B             E 
  Land of the brave 
           D 
I can't survive 
             A 
this day and age 
               B 
It's guaranteed I'm 
               E   A C#m B x3, E 
making minimum wage 


verse 2: 
E 
  I'll take a work 
      B 
strike Over a tax 
     A 
hike Any day of 
    B   E 
the year And I don't 
           B 
care about anything 
   A 
As long as those 
striking ain't 
B            E 
bottling beer Give 
        B 
me a gun let's go 
           A 
get the XXX He 
wouldn't mind he's 
   B 
protected by the 
      E 
aliens I've got a 
             B 
green man in my 
              A 
backyard This time 
the goverment 
    B 
has gone too far 



           A 
It's guaranteed I'm 
       B 
making minimum wage 
E            D 
  I can't survive 
             A 
this day and age 
Home of the free 
B             E 
  Land of the brave 
           D 
I can't survive 
             A 
this day and age 
               B 
It's guaranteed I'm 
               E   A C#m 
making minimum wage 
     B       E   A C#m B x2, E 
It's minimum wage 


Interlude: E  B  A  B (x4) 


 
           A 
It's guaranteed I'm 
       B 
making minimum wage 
E            D 
  I can't survive 
             A 
this day and age 
Home of the free 
B             E 
  Land of the brave 
           D 
I can't survive 
             A 
this day and age 
               B 
It's guaranteed I'm 
               E   A C#m 
making minimum wage 
     B       E   A C#m 
It's minimum wage 
     B       E   A C#m 
It's minimum wage 
     B       E   A C#m B E 
It's minimum wage