Kleptomaniac

 
C                           F 
Katie called me drunk on a weekend 
C                           F 
FaceTime tour of her apartment 
C                           F 
Big-ass window with some long blinds 
G                                   G7 
And one of them just doesn't sit right 
C                                       F 
She said, "If you were one, you'd be that one" 
C                                       F 
I said, "What the fuck you mean by that, ho?" 
C                           F 
"So specifically you, so true to yourself 
Am                              G 
That you stick out like a sore thumb" 
 

 
C                   F 
Looking like a kleptomaniac 
C                   F 
Stealing all my power back 
Am                      C 
I guess I would rather make you mad 
G  F            C 
Than to bore myself 
C                       F 
Looking like a life-size sour patch 
C                       F 
Scrunching faces, but I'm still a snack 
Am                      C 
If I'm not your taste, that's too bad 
G  F            C 
I enjoy myself 
 

 
C                            F 
Learned all my shapes in elementary 
C                               F 
Used to be a square, but life bent me 
C                            F 
Got a couple places I don't fit in 
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Better off without them, good riddance 
C                                     F 
All the other squares, they treat me funny 
C                                     F 
Straight-and-narrow might be jealous of me 
C               G            F         C 
So specifically me, nothing else I can be 
Am                         G 
And they can only fantasize 
 

 
C                     F 
Looking like a kleptomaniac 
C               F 
Stealing all my power back 
Am                      C 
I guess I would rather make you mad 
G  F            C 
Than to bore myself 
C                       F 
Looking like a life-size sour patch 
C                       F 
Scrunching faces, but I'm still a snack 
Am                      C 
If I'm not your taste, that's too bad 
G  F            C 
I enjoy myself 

C F 
('Maniac) 
C F 
(Power back) 
Am C G F C 
(Make you mad) 
 

 
C 
Shut up (Shut up) 
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If you got nothing nice to say, shut up (Shut up) 
             F                          C 
And if you don't wanna change, shut up (Shut up) 
                Am              G 
You're just the loudest in the room 
           F            G               C 
Doesn't mean you tell the truth, so shut up 
C                           F 
I want (I want) to talk to people with a heart 
        C                       F 
And I want (I want) to come together not apart 
        Am                G             F               G 
But it's tough (It's tough) when the entire game is rigged 
        F               G               G(7) 
Both sides are talking shit, you wind up 
 

 
C                       F 
Looking like a kleptomaniac 
C                       F 
Stealing all my power back 
Am                      C 
I guess I would rather make you mad 
G  F            C 
Than to bore myself