Such A Miranda

Intro 
C  Em 



 C 
I was in Denmark, you told me you loved me 
     Em 
But not how it happened on Sex and the City 
      C 
Which I was getting into, I'm such a Miranda 
    Em 
But I couldn't keep watching, no I couldn't watch it pan out 
   C 
So I flew over without a bed, see your mom made soda bread 
  Dm7 
Listen to your stories which just happen to involve your ex 
 C 
She went everywhere I went, grown-ups just get on with it 
     Dm7 
But I'm still not as old as you were when we first met 



F                                        Am 
She was a good girl, sure I'll pay the price 
                  Dm7                    F 
I have to stay broken to be worth your nights 
                                       Am 
She left for better and you were in a mess 
                     Dm7                     C 
Now I'm just some stewardess who feeds your pets 



               Am                   Em 
And does your dishes and pays your rent 
               Dm7                       C 
And helps you heal from something heaven sent 
               Am                 Em 
And I'll get skinny, I'll swallow hell 
                        G 
But if you turn me into her, I might leave you as well 


Interlude 
C       Em 



C 
I'm the little mermaid, you split my legs open 
   Em 
I have her on a keyring, I keep her as a token 
   C 
I bought her in Nyhavn in one of those little shops 
   Em 
I wish I never went there and I wish you would stop