Christmas Card

 
F7             A7 
Money's tight, times are hard 
     Bb7                  G7 
Just send my dadgum Christmas card 
   F7                G7   Bb7   F7 
To Dee's Country Cocktail Lounge 
 

 
           D7 
There's no way it could be the way that I'm living 
   G7 
Or all the Wild Turkey I drank at Thanksgiving 
  C7 
I didn't think the dancing was cause for such a fuss 
    F7 
But somehow it sure enough was 
      D7 
No, I didn't mean to make everybody mad 
       G7 
I just thought there was a good time to be had 
C7 
Now they trying to make it out like I'm the one 
  F7                      C7 
A legendary loser country barroom bum 
 

 
F7             A7 
Money's tight, times are hard 
     Bb7                  G7 
Just send my dadgum Christmas card 
   F7                G7 
To Dee's Country Cocktail 
          F7                       G7      Bb7          F7                G7   Bb7   F7 
Won't you please just go ahead and send my mail down to Dee's Country Cocktail Lounge 
 

 
       D7 
Got my phone cut off can't call anybody 
G7 
Guess things ain't as bad as they could be 
C7 
One forward gear left in my transmission 
F7                     C7 
Honkytonk-itis, it's a hell of a condition 
   D7 
If things don't take a turn for the better 
G7 
Won't be any place to send me a letter 
C7 
Way it's going now I might be the one 
F7                      C7 
Legendary loser country barroom bum 
 

 
F7             A7 
Money's tight, times are hard 
     Bb7                  G7 
Just send my dadgum Christmas card 
   F7                G7 
To Dee's Country Cocktail 
          F7                       G7      Bb7          F7                G7   Bb7 
Won't you please just go ahead and send my mail down to Dee's Country Cocktail Lounge 

Instrumental Break 
F7  D7    G7     C7 
F7  C7  D7    G7    C7 
F7  C7 
 
 
F7             A7 
Money's tight, times are hard 
     Bb7                  G7 
Just send my dadgum Christmas card 
   F7                G7  Bb7 
To Dee's Country Cocktail 
  F7                  G7    Bb7 
I know somebody gonna go my bail 
        F7                G7 
Down to Dee's Country Cocktail 
Bb7       F7                       G7      Bb7 
Wont you please just go ahead and send my mail 
        F7                G7          F7 
Down to Dee's Country Cocktail Lounge