Trade Tomorrow

 
G                 D 
Last night it was Halloween 
Am            C 
Shut down the Dairy Queen 
Em               C 
Still wearing my paper crown 
Em                 C 
Still wearing those stamps I found 
G            D 
Postal pasta lipstick 
Am      C 
You're a dipshit 
Em              C 
Don't touch my girlfriend 
Em              C 
Don't touch my girlfriend 
 

 
G             D 
Every day is another song 
Am            C 
Every day we sing along 
Em      C 
Do da, do-da do 
Em       C 
She bop, she watched me do it 
G           D 
Young bride thinking twice 
Am              C 
Gonna eat your beans and rice 
Em       C 
She bop, she watched me do it 
Em       C 
She bop, there was nothing to it 
 

 
G                 D 
I ate my fill and died 
Am            C 
Never made it to the other side 
Em                 C 
Been haunting this ferris wheel 
Em                 C 
Been haunting this roller coaster 
G        D 
Life's a piece of shit 
  Am         C 
I guess I just rolled in it 
Em                   C 
Empathize through the eyes of the hog 
Em               C 
Be one with the swamp and the fog 
 

 
G                   D 
Gonna roll down the windows too 
Am           C 
See what the wind will do 
Em                C 
Stick my head out like a dog 
Em                C 
Close my eyes and think of you 
 

 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
 

 
G           D 
Daddy put a lightning rod 
Am      C 
Upon the house of god 
Em                     C 
He was looking for the eyes of the muse 
Em                 C 
He was feeling let down and confused 
G             D 
Mama painted nightingales 
Am              C 
Mama turned the music on 
Em                 C 
Sang along like it saved her life 
Em                C 
Carved my soul out with a knife 
 

 
G                 D 
Lately I've been feelng free 
Am                   C 
But it's getting the best of me 
Em                       C 
I've been cheating and I don't know why 
Em                C 
I wanna cry but I can't cry 
 

 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
 

 
G                   D 
Been dancing at the foot step bar 
Am            C 
Ever since I fixed my car 
Em                C 
Still wearing my wedding shoes 
Em                 C 
Still dancing the wedding blues 
G                        D 
Bought some candy at the candy store 
Am        C 
Got home, lollipop on the floor 
Em       C 
She bop, she watched me do it 
Em       C 
She bop, there was nothing to it 
 

 
G               D 
The devil slept in my bed 
Am          C 
All night I held her head 
Em                   C 
She cried and cried 'til it all came out 
Em                 C 
Everything she was evil about 
G                  D 
Fell asleep with my sneakers on 
Am                  C 
Halfway through the new King Kong 
Em           C 
I dreamed of fireballs 
Em           C 
I dreamed of waterfalls 
 

 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years 
G            D           Am             C 
I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years