Your New Boyfriend

	  		Intro G  Bm  Em  Cm  
        G  Bm  Em  C  Cm  

Verse 1:
 

G  
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be  
     Bm  
When I was a kid on VoIP      
  Em                            C  
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her  
  Cm  
I told her  
    G  
But now I'm 26 and I work in an office  
Bm  
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest  
Em                          C  
 If I could change a single thing  
            Cm  
I'd make it me and not him 
 

 

    C  
But he's in your bed  
    Cm                     G  
And I'm in your Twitch chat  
C  
I've got the key  
    Cm                 G  
And he's just a doormat  
    C                    Cm  
And even though he's got social skills  
     G                    Bm  
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills  
C                Cm  
Anyway, make the most of him  
       G                   Bm  
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick  
       A7                      A7  
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)  
 

Verse 2:
 
     G  
And, yeah, I've met Jared  

(Of course I've met Jared)  
    Bm  
The one who took you away from me  
Em  
  You hit it off instantly  
  C                           Cm  
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me  
     G  
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles  
Bm  
Push against his fashion sense  
Em                                      C  
  I've thought about what he looks like nude  
                   Cm  A  
I'm not gay, though  
   
G                                              Bm  
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)  
    Em   
Oh, she's living the dream  
     C                 Cm  
From back when we were seventeen  
G                                              Bm  
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)  
    Em   
Oh, she's living the dream  
     C                 Cm  
From back when we were seventeen  
 

Verse 3:
 
G  
How on Earth could I be saved?  
     Bm  
When I'm one click away from insane  
                  Em  
I just think that I deserve  
                C            Cm  
A little bit of what I earned  
    G  
I'm not gonna make another scene  
    Bm  
The one I made when I was 23  
             Em             C           Cm  A  
It means I'm not allowed in Disney World  
 

 
    C  
But he's in your bed  
    Cm                     G  
And I'm in your Twitch chat  
C  
I've got the key  
    Cm                 G  
And he's just a doormat  
    C                    Cm  
And even though he's got social skills  
     G                    Bm  
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills  
C                Cm  
Anyway, make the most of him  
       G                   Bm  
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick  
       A7                      A7  
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole  

  G                        Bm  
I think about you every day (Every day)  
   Em                          Cm  
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)  
  G                            Bm  
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)  
Em                             Cm  
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)  
       G  
'Cause you're beauty  
    Bm  
And you're grace (You're grace)  
     Em                     Cm  
Your telephone calls are my favourite place  
G                         Bm  
 And I want you to notice me  
Em                    Cm  
  With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)  
G                  Bm  
 I want you to care  
Em               Cm  
 I want to smell your hair  
 
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