Voltaire

Bomb New Jersey

Voltaire

ukulele Beginner beginner

by  LUCICAMARGO

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Bomb New Jersey

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C                 G 
There's a magical land I know 
  C             G 
A place where I grew up 
    C                        G 
And I'd make a deal with the devil himself 
   C                    D 
To see that place blown up 
C                         G 
There in that interesting land I know 
      C            G 
Where no one has a brain 
     C                       G 
They all wear jeans that are acid-washed 
        C              D 
And yet they think I'm insane 
*pause* 

        G                     
I would get down on my knees and service the Japanese 
        C 
'Till I reek of old sushi but please 
         G 
Bomb New Jersey 
         
I would happily kowtow to my new leader, Chairman Mao 
        C 
I would even learn Chinese, just please 
         G 
Bomb New Jersey 

D        G 
Bomb New Jersey 
D        G 
Bomb New Jersey 

        G          
I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that they're making fun of him 
     C 
In a Kimchi-hating town that's known 
       G 
As New Jersey 
  
Better yet I've got a plan, I will convince Pakistan 
     C 
That India can be found somewhere 
       G 
In New Jersey 

    C                       G 
New Jersey is a place where I grew up 
     C                        G 
They pelted me with rocks and garbage 
             C                          G 
I guess itís tough to be a fruit in the Garden State 
           C                                   D 
And if you have a sexy girlfriend then they're doubly irate 

           G  
Oh I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag 
     C 
On a smoldering hole once known 
       G 
As New Jersey 
             
Oh it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and the Boss 
    C 
Are somewhere out of state when the Danes 
         G 
Nuke New Jersey 

       C                   G 
It's a place named after a sweatshirt 
        C              G 
So what more can you expect, sir? 
           C                          G 
And if you try to express you're individuality 
          C  
They will throw you to the ground 
            D 
And they'll kick you in the teeth 
D                D 
Like they did to me 

    C                G 
The bombs go down on Morristown 
    C               G 
And Trenton's up in flames 
C                      G 
Newark we drowned then burned it down 
    C                          D 
But Elizabeth still smells the same 
     C                    G 
Many butts will breach on Monmouth Beach 
      C                 G 
We'll erase Orange from site 
    C                    G 
But before we leave this land I loathe 
  C       D          G 
I bid New Jersey goodnight 
		  
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