Surprise

	  		
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My conscience finally got to me 
Workin' 60 hours a week 
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Leavin' her alone 
Bored to death at home 
   E 
So one day I asked off early 
  B 
I dropped that bottle of wine 
When I flipped on the light 
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You can't im agine my 

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Surp rise 
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They were havin' a real good time 
                       G 
Yeah, I nearly lost my mind 
                           D 
When I saw the leather an' spikes 
   C        G 
Ar ound her neck 
                            C 
And he was handcuffed to my bed 
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I thought he was my fr iend 
                 F    D 
Guess it was all lies 
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Surp rise 


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The judge gave her all I had 
And he did the same for my old friend 
          A 
Yeah, his Lexus and his house 
All went to his spouse 
        E 
So when I moved out 
He just moved in 
        B 
He went back to get his drawers 
At the place he lived before 
C         B            E 
Guess who answered the door? 

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                         C 
I hooked up with his ex- wife 
                                G 
Who's prettier and sweeter than mine 
                                 D 
Now we're living in his ex-high- rise 
   C     G 
Ja cuzzi bath 
                                      C 
Yeah, we sit back in them bubbles and laugh 
                                    G 
While they're livin' in my run down shack 
                  F     D 
Yeah, serves them right 
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Surp rise... 
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                                 C 
Yeah, that trip to Maui sure was nice 
                           G 
Oh, in Vegas we rolled the dice 
                                D 
Now it's steak and taters every night 
C         G 
Next week end 
                           C 
We're headed off to Disney land 
 Yeah, I knew he was rich 
 But, DAMN!!!!!!! 
                F       D 
Hell, I can ret ire.... 
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Sur prise