The King Who Wouldn't Smile

	  		
Intro: 

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  C# D 
e|-----------------| 
B|-----------------| 
G|-6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| 
D|-6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| x4 
A|-4/5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| 
E|-----------------| 


verse 1 
             G                  D 
There was a king who wouldn't smile 
A                               D 
Sat on the toilet reading The Trial 
                  G                      D 
His dogs chased their tails 'round and 'round 
A                                  D 
Midget cars arrived stuffed with clowns 
     G           A            D 
Who served him quail eggs on toast 

        A                       D 
Like a fish at the bottom of a pail, 
         G                      D 
like a cricket swallowed by a whale, 
         A                            Bm 
like a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail, 
     G        A         D 
The king who wouldn't smile 


verse 2 

             G               D 
There was a king who never laughed 
A                               D 
Fell in love with a two-headed calf 
          G                        D 
Tattooed his arm with the ace of spades 
A                            D 
Filled his bath with razor blades 
          G         A           D 
But the grass made fun of his shoes 

        A                       D 
Like a fish at the bottom of a pail, 
         G                      D 
like a cricket swallowed by a whale, 
         A                            Bm 
like a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail, 
     G        A         D 
The king who wouldn't smile
 

verse 3 

           G                   D 
There was king who cried and cried 
A                             D 
Mice crawled in his shoes to die 
             G                  D 
He cried so much that herds of deer 
A                           D 
gathered to lick his salty tears 
        G            A         D 
So the king crawled under his bed. 

Solo 

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   G               D              A                D 
e|---------------|-------------|----------------|-10-10-10-10-10-10-| 
B|-------12----12|-------------|-10-10-10h12-10-|-------------------| 
G|-12-12----12---|-11-11-11-11-|----------------|-------------------| 
D|---------------|-------------|----------------|-------------------| 
A|---------------|-------------|----------------|-------------------| 
E|---------------|-------------|----------------|-------------------| 

    G                   D             A                              D 
e|-------------------|-------------|-------------------------------|-------------| 
B|-12-12-12-12h13-12-|-10-10-10-10-|-12/14-12/14-12/14-12/14-14-12-|-10-10-10-10-| 
G|-------------------|-------------|-12/14-12/14-12/14-12/14-14-12-|-11-11-11-11-| 
D|-------------------|-------------|-------------------------------|-------------| 
A|-------------------|-------------|-------------------------------|-------------| 
E|-------------------|-------------|-------------------------------|-------------| 

   G           A          D 
e|-----------|----------|-------------| 
B|-----------|----------|-------------| 
G|-----------|----------|/11-11----11-| 
D|----9------|----11----|/12----12----| 
A|-10---10-10|/12----12-|-------------| 
E|-----------|----------|-------------|
 

        A                       D 
Like a fish at the bottom of a pail, 
         G                      D 
like a cricket swallowed by a whale, 
         A                            Bm 
like a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail, 
     G        A         D 
The king who wouldn't smile 


Outro 

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