Written by Jay Ferguson/Chris Murphy/Patrick Pentland/Andrew Scott/Sloan
Intro: G CVerse 1:
G Chester the molester's not without his charm G She can see herself hangin' off his arm C He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab G Unless my limit's running out again" (out again) D He's generous, but when he tired of coughing it up D7 Well, there's a bill that says he will G But he's never concerned D If he gets burnedA Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna G F# But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna Bm A D A I know (no!) it can't be too soon (Ooh)Verse 2:
G Chester the molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man!) G But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting C He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up G Because you see she's running out again" (out again) D G "You thought I was the type of guy that never put out, but I'm not D Any more than you were"A Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna G F# But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna Bm A D A I know (no!) it can't be too soon G D A Bb I know (no!) it can't be too soonBridge:
Bm D G Don't give in G D A Say you're gonna turn around and leave Bm D G Don't give in G D A Say you're gonna turn around and leaveVerse 3:
Ab G Chester the molester never kept his word (what a man!) G He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird C He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up G If I'm ever coming out again" (out again) D She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still D7 If there's a pill that says she will G Cause he's never concerned D But he'll get burnedA Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna G F# But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna Bm A D A I know (no!) it can't be too soon G D A I know (no!) it can't be too soon