Killing Myself For Christmas

	  		

      F                             A# 
Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas 
  C                                        F   A# C 
I never got along real well with my mom and dad 
        F                            A# 
yeah, I feel like killing myself for Christmas 
             C                                            F  A# C 
It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had 



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        A#                                               F   C  A# 
I could slash my wrists, but you know it'd only get real messy 
        A#                                               F   A# C 
I could shoot myself, but you know they'd never recognize me 
        C                        D    E  F 
I gonna take that mistletoe, and hang myself 
A#                 C 
from the Christmas tree 
F                       A#          F       A# F 
Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas 

F        A#    C                   A# 
Before I go, I think I'll hijack a mall 
              F                     A#        C 
and tell your kids, there's no such thing, as Santa 
      F      A#       C 
And before I go, I'll steal your credit cards 
             F               A#               C 
and max them out, before you know, I'm buying porno 
                      G    F 
Coz that's all I want anyway 

       F                               A# 
Coz we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas 
  C                                            F   A# C 
We never got along real well with our moms and dads 
         C                               F 
yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas 
  C                                                       F   A# C F 
It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had 


G                                      C 
Coz we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas  
D                                             G   C D G 
We never got along real well with our moms and dads 
G                                        C 
yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas 
             D  
It'll be the best, the best, the best  
    D 
the best, the best, the best 
    D                                 G   D E G 
The Fucking best, Christmas they ever had 

G    F#    E D   G   B    A   G 
Bah, Bah, BaBah, Bah Fucking Die!