God Blesds The American Housewife

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Look at me I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup  
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I bend down to get the paper every neighbor tryin' to check me out  
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Look at me I'm lovely as I wave beside my minivan   
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Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can  

Chorus:  
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God bless the American housewife  
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How she does it all I'll never know   
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God bless the American housewife  
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She could use a miracle for sure  
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God bless the American housewife   
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Cleanin' up the world for you and me  
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God bless the American housewife  
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Ah Ah Ah Ah AH  

Look at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac  
Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack  
Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things   
Have to call the plumber Cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring  

Repeat Chorus  

Look at me I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves  
Look how my tiara can be bent back to the shape it was  
I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone   
Look at me I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn  

Chorus 2x  

How she does it all I'll never know  
God bless the American housewife