Don't bother (ver. 2)

	  		Chorus: G D Am C Cm 

Verse: Em C Am C 
 
Em                                                                 C 
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity. 
 
 
Am            			C 
She's the perfect cook, and she's fat-free. 
 
 
Em				        
She's been to private school, and she speaks  
 
 
Am				       
perfect French. She's got her perfect friends, 
 
 
	C 
oh, isn't she cool. 
 
 
Em					C 
She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve. 
 
 
Am				              C 
She's more than you deserve, oh she's just far 
 
 
 
better than me, hey hey. 
 
G	 D                        Am     C       	                            	 
So don't bother, I won't die of deception. 
 
G              D                         Am     C			      
Promise you won't ever see me cry. 
 
G              D                         Am     C 
So don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting. 
 
G              D                          Am     C 
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine. 
 
Cm 
So don't bother, be unkind. 
 
 
I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would. 
 
 
I beat her at that one good, don't you think so? 
 
 
She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea. 
 
 
I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all.