Short people

	  		        A 	F#m7 	Bm7 	E7sus4 
	Short People got 	no reason. 	Short people got 	no reason 
	A 	F#m7 	Bm7 	E7sus4 
	short people got 	no reason to li 	- ive. 	 They got 
	A 	A7/G 
	little hands and 	little eyes 
	D/F# 	F7 
	They walk around tell-in' 	great big lies. They got 
	A 	A7/G 
	little noses and 	tiny little teeth, they wear 
	D/F# 	F7 
	platform shoes on their 	nasty little feet. Well, I 
 	
A 	F#m7 	Bm7 	E7sus4 
	Don't 	want no 	short 	people (x2) 
	A 	F#m7 	Bm7 	E7sus4 	A 
	Don't 	want no 	short 	people 'round 	here.
 
(Repeat Intro once) and go to 
Bridge: 
	Dmaj7 	A/C# 	Bm7 	D/E 
	Short people are 	just the same as 	you and I (	A fool such as I) 
	Dmaj7 	C#m7 	Bm7 
	All men are 	brothers until the 	day they die 
	D/E 
	It's a wonderful world. 
	A 	F#m7 	Bm7 	E7sus4 
	Short People got 	nobody. 	Short people got 	nobody 
	A 	F#m7 	Bm7 	E7sus4 
	short people got 	nobidy to lo	 - ove.  	They got 
	A 	A7/G 
	little baby legs 	and they stand so low 
	D/F# 	F7 
You got to 	pick them up just to 	say hello. They got 
	A 	A7/G 
	little cars that go 	beep beep beep. They got 
	D/F# 	A7/G 
	little voices going 	peep peep peep. They got 
	A 	A7/G 
	grubby little fingers and 	dirty little minds 
	D/F# 	F7 
	They're gonna get you 	every time, well I 
	A 	F#m7 	Bm7 	E7sus4 
	Don't 	want no 	short 	people (x2) 
	A 	F#m7 	Bm7 	E7sus4 	A 
	Don't 	want no 	short 	people 'round 	here. 
(Repeat Intro and fade)_