What The Actual - The Ballad Of Donnie Long Nose

	  		
Verse 
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Dear old Donnie Long Nose 
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Such a sad sad tale 
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Lied his way to the highest office 
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Put our country up for sale 
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Donnie wasn't doing so well, 
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TV show the dumps, 
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Laughing stock of New York City 
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What could help the Trumps? 
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So why not run for President? 
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The biggest show in town, 
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Manipulate the media 
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Tear your opponents down 
 
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Oh Donnie Long Nose, 
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Make America Great 
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Fill the airwaves with your lies, 
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Feels more like hate 
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Hate the immigrants and the gays 
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Hate the Mexicans, Make them pay 
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Oh Donnie Long Nose 
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When will you go away?
 

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Dear old Donnie Long Nose 
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Promised Everything 
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Coal is coming back America 
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We'll be winning Bigly! 
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All throughout the campaign, 
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Donnie screamed lock her up, 
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She's so horrible, she's a witch, 
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She is so corrupt. 
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When the people voted 
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They voted for Hillary 
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Democracy's a fragile thing 
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As you soon shall see 

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Oh Donnie Long Nose 
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Make America Great 
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Fill the airwaves with your lies, 
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Feels more like hate 
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Hate the Muslims and the Jews 
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Hate the Africans, Women too, 
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Oh Donnie Long Nose 
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Time for you to lose 


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Secretly his people met 
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With Russians left and right 
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They broke into the DNC 
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Smeared her day and night 
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The polls looked so promising 
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Until the F B I 
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Tipped the scales just enough 
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Reinforcing Donnie's lies 
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Donnie lost the popular vote 
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Millions less than Hillary 
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Electoral College once again 
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Stole the Presidency 

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Oh Donnie Long Nose 
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Make America Great 
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Fill the airwaves with your lies, 
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Feels more like hate 
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Hate the Liberals and football stars 
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Hate the folk singers with guitars, 
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Oh Donnie Long Nose 
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Time for you to retire 


Verse 
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So Donnie's is a sad sad tale 
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Resistance started fast 
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Donnie can't fire his way out 
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Of his scandalous past 
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And big bad Bobby Mueller 
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Has him shaking in his shoes 
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Dozens are indicted and 
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next he's coming for you! 
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People marched in the millions 
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The message has been sent 
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We won't stop for one minute 
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Until his impeachment! 

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Oh Donnie Long Nose 
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Make America Great 
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Fill the airwaves with your lies, 
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Feels more like hate 
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Hate reality, hate the truth, 
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Hate yourself because this is you 
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Oh Donnie Long Nose 
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It's impeachment time for you 


Outro 
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Oh Donnie Long Nose 
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It's impeachment time for you