verse 1
C#m Bm D A
Rode the freight train from hol-lywood to Lake Whales
C#m Bm D A
hopping off just as the train begins moving on the rails
Bridge
F#m Bm F#m Bm
find a place called the egg house and towards it I set my sails
F#m Bm F#m Bm
on the way bury five critters who moved too much like snails
Bm A F#m D E
There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell
Bm A F#m D E
They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell
Bm A F#m D E
There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell
Bm A F#m D E
They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell 
verse 2
C#m Bm D A
I continue down the road to find traffic piled up a-head
C#m Bm D A
So you know how I do when things like this ensue I bust out my guitar and i begin to shred
Bridge
F#m Bm
Soon I find out what's caused the blocking
F#m Bm
A train sets the gate a blocking
F#m Bm
no need to let time keep on tick tocking
F#m Bm
I cross the tracks while I'm still rocking
D A
You better believe it
verse 3
C#m Bm D A
Next I find two pretty scooter ladies who would like to hear a song
C#m Bm D A
so I play them a little diddy until the traffic begins to move a-long
Bm A F#m D E
There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell
Bm A F#m D E
They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell
Bm A F#m D E
There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell
Bm A F#m D E
They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell
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