Crazy Ex-girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To

	  		
A                   C# 
Whoopty-frickin-do, an A.  

What’s an A? 
            D 
It’s just a letter on a page 
         E 
Meant to distract us from the pain. 
A                     C# 
But it’s not like any A can make a difference in the day. 
D                      E 
Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an A, 
                       A 
But who cares about an A? 
C#       D 
I don’t. I don’t care. 
           E 
Although I could have made that grade if I did care, 
A           C#    D 
But I don’t. 
      F          E 
But I could if I wanted to! 


A                   C# 
Whoopty-frickin-do, look at this guy  
D                           E 
In the red and blue striped tie,  
                        A 
Making millions till he dies,  
                  C#                      D 
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties, 
                       E                                 A 
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties. 
           C# 
I’d rather die, which I will, 
D                     E                                A 
Eventually of course, but in the meantime I could make millions 
                   C# 
Selling stocks and bonds and ties 
D 
If I tried. 
E 
But I don’t. 
A 
But I could. 
C#          D 
But I don’t. 
      F          E      A   C#   D 
But I could if I wanted to, yeah! 
        F          E      A 
Yeah, I could if I wanted to! 
C#        D        F    E 
Who cares? 


A                     C# 
Whoopty-fricking-do a happy dad 
         D                             E 
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap 
        A                         C# 
And his t-ball shirt and dumb ass son 
                          D                 E 
Throwing a ball like it’s sooo important to know how to throw a ball. 
        A 
Whoopty-fricking-do. 
    C#                             D 
Who cares about throwing a ball or having a kid? 
              E 
It’ll get you nowhere in life, 
         A 
Not like getting anywhere matters. 
          C#                     D 
Although, I guess it does if you care,  
E              A 
Which I don’t. 
      C# 
But I could. 
      D   
But I don’t. 
      F          E      A   C#    D 
But I could if I wanted to, yeah! 
                 F       E      A   
Whoopty-fricking-do if I wanted to. 
          C#     D 
This song sucks. 
                 F        E      A   C# 
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah! 
        F          E 
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!