You And Me In My Pocket (acoustic)

	  		


th fret 



Note: 
Every G chord hammer to G4 chord (watch the video). 
Occasionally F2 hammer to F (watch the video). 
Occasionally C2 hammer to C (watch the video). 

Intro:  
F Am G C  x2 
    
Verse: 
   F         Am       G      C 
I wish you smelled a little funny  
F         Am     G     C 
Not just funny really bad  
F         Am        G        C 
We could roam the streets forever  
F          Am        G         C 
Just like cats but we'd never stray  

Break:  
F Am G C 

Verse: 
    F         Am       G      C 
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid 
F        Am               G      C 
I could raise you in the tub at home  
F         Am     G       C 
We could take a swim together  
     F      Am     G      C 
On weekly daytrips to the bay  


F     Am            G       C 
Oooo oooooh,        you and me 
   F        Am      G       C  
It would be only    you and me  
F     Am            G       C 
Oooo oooooh,        you and me 
   F        Am      G       C  
It would be only    you and me  

Break:  
F Am G C 

Verse: 
   F        Am      G      C 
I wish you were a little bigger  
F        Am       G     C 
Not just big but really fat  
F         Am        G           C 
Doors you would no longer fit through  
F     Am       G             C 
In my bed you would have to stay  

Verse: 
   F     Am        G         C  
I often wish that you had feathers  
F            Am    G     C 
I'd keep you in a giant cage 
F        Am       G       C 
All day long I'd sit and watch you  
F         Am          G          C 
And sing for you if it would be okay  
 
F     Am            G       C 
Oooo oooooh,        you and me 
   F        Am      G      C  
It would be only    you and me  
F     Am            G       C 
Oooo oooooh,        you and me 
   F        Am      G      C  
It would be only    you and me  


Break:  
F Am G C 
F Am G G 

Bridge: 
Em      Am 
People say  
           F         G 
There are plenty of fish  
Em     Am 
In the sea  
       F           G 
Baby, all I do is wish  
I wish, I wish I 

Verse: 
  F         Am      G      C 
I wish you were a little slower  
F         Am            G     C 
Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed  
     F        Am       G      C 
That I could plug you into a socket  
    F         Am    G    C 
So you could never run away  

Verse: 
    F     Am        G         C 
I really wish that you were smaller  
F         Am        G             C 
Not just small but really really short  
F          Am      G       C 
So I could put you in my pocket  
      F   Am    G         C 
And carry you around all day  


F     Am            G       C 
Oooo oooooh,        you and me 
   F        Am      G      C  
It would be only    you and me  
F     Am            G       C 
Oooo oooooh,        you and me 
   F        Am      G      C  
It would be only    you and me  


Ending: 
         F    Am    G    C 
You and Me      
         F    Am    G    G 
You and Me 
F  Am  G  C 
F  Am  G  C