Intro: A F A F verse 1: A Talk about the last war, the past war, the one before D I wanna salute the troops and what is more A I'd like to toast a drink to the stink of the semaphore E A F A F I wanna parade on the graves of the gone before verse 2: A We were all together then, officers and gentlemen D Prisoners and pressmen, hound dogs and yellow men A Three million dead or more, what a score E With god on your side, you'll never lose another warverse 3: A The Russians are coming, I can feel it in my piss D Better get out your gun, set your sights and don't miss A Better break out a bottle, make a toast to the past E If it don't taste like vodka, you'd better make it lastA F But don't despair, there's more to come A D Make your repairs, re-skin your drum C F7 And I'll guarantee World War Three E A F A F Will be the biggest show you've ever seenInstrumental: A F A F A F A F EA F But don't despair, there's more to come A D Make your repairs, re-skin your drum C F7 And I'll guarantee World War Three E A Will be the biggest show you've ever seenBridge: A What's this I see? There's still foliage on the tree Someone said 'Hello', it was surely meant for me "Hello", I replied, feeling strange inside N.C. He took me by the hand and he whispered an aside C F "It's alright, don't let it worry your head D F7 E N.C. (A) War is over now, but unfortunately you are dead" INTERLUDE: A F A F EA F But don't despair, there's more to come A D Make your repairs, re-skin your drum C F7 And I'll guarantee World War Three E A Will be the biggest show you've ever seenOUTRO: A F A F A F A F7 AA F But don't despair, there's more to come A D Go on, make your repairs, re-skin your drum C F7 And I'll guarantee World War Three E A Will be the biggest show you've ever seen