I Hate Love Songs

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I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and  

Cakes with white frosting 
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Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo 
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I think cupid is stupid and violets  
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Are purple not blue 
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I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase 
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And letterman jackets don't fit 
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Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die  
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If your heart really skipped 
  
  B 
I hate love songs 
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Yeah, I really do 
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I hate love songs 
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But I love you 
  
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I hate pink hearts with glitter and  

Valentine's dinner 
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And roses just die in a week 
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We were drunk when we met  
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So we don't know our anniversary 
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And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain 
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The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine 
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And you make me feel something but it sure  
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As hell ain't butterflies 
  
  B 
I hate love songs 
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Yeah, I really do 
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I hate love songs 
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But I love you 
  
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And I'll always love you but  

I don't have to sing it 
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"For worse or for better" don't rhyme 
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They say I got the right one so now  

I should write one 
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But I'd rather just show you tonight 
  
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I hate love songs 
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Yeah, I really do 
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I hate love songs 
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But I love you 
  
  
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I hate love songs 
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The old and the new 
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I hate love songs 
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But I love you