Brown Eyed Handsome Man

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1. Arrested on charges of unemployment, 

    he was sitting in the witness stand, 
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    the judge’s wife looked at the district attorney, 
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    said to free that browned eye man, 
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    if you want your job you better free that brown eyed man. 

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2. Hey, flying across the desert in a TWA, 

    I saw a woman walking across the sand, 
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    she'd been walking thirty miles en route to Bombay, 
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    to meet a brown eyed handsome man, 
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    her destination was a brown eyed handsome man. 

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3. Way back in history three thousand years, 

    in fact ever since the world began, 
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    there's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears 
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    over a brown eyed handsome man, 
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    a lots of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man. 

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4. a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind 

    between a doctor and a lawyer man, 
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    her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself 
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    a brown eyed handsome man, 
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    just like your daddy, he’s a brown eyed handsome man. 

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5. Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass, 

    she had the world in the palm of her hand, 
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    she lost both of her arms in a wrestling match 
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    to win a brown eyed handsome man, 
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    she fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man. 

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6. Two and three the count with nobody home 

    he hit a high flyer into the stand, 
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     arounded third he was a-heading for home, 
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    it was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game, 
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    it was a brown eyed handsome man.