Above Ground Swimming Pools

	  		
verse 1: 

D             A 
I don't mind, lulls in conversations, 
G                  D 
I don't dislike an uncomfortable pause, 
D                  A 
An awkward moment, is to be savored, 
G                  D 
not unlike obscene telephone calls, 
D                  A 
I don't mind a few giant cliches, and,  
G                                   D 
there's nothing wrong with a little bragging, 
D               A 
I don't despise grandiose displays, 
G                                D 
outlandish disguises that we can hide in 
D                  A 
I don't mind holes punched in the drywall 
G                      D 
I see no reason not to park on the front lawn 
D                      A 
and I approve of above ground swimming pools  
G                      D 
and staying up until a half hour past dawn 


D                A 
riding high in a goddamn limousine  
G                  D 
steven tyler right beside me 
D                    A 
i'm riding high in a goddamn limousine  
G                  D 
steven tyler right beside me 
D                           A 
im drinking drinks that are natural and green  
      G                        D 
not a goddamn one that gets me high 


verse 2: 
D                       A 
i'm flaggin a cab and i meet ozzy osbourne  
         G                         D 
and the rest of his crew and their supplies 
D                           A 
but i see Lou Reed and he's flashing an eight ball  
         G                       D 
he's had more than a couple brews 
D                        A 
Lou seems to have it all under control this fall 
G                            D 
and nothing he hears is ever news 
D                         A 
i call Alice Cooper up to have a quick game 
G                           D 
i'm pretty good on the back nine 
D                       A 
alice cuts it short his girlfriend is already late  
G                             D 
and she's gotta be to work on time 
D                   A 
you say you love me i say you don't 
G                   D 
you say you need me i promise you won't 

Interlude: 
D                C 
it's all that we have 
G                D 
it's all that we have 
D                 C 
it's all that you have  
G                 D 
it's all that you have 


D                A 
riding high in a god damn limousine  
G                  D 
steven tyler right beside me 
D                           A 
i'm drinkin drinks that are natural and green  
      G                        D 
not a god damn one that gets me high 


verse 3: 
D                          A 
he keeps on drivin and i'm listenin to him talk 
G                  D 
let me out at the, the next stop 
D                              A 
and then there's ozzy and he’s flaggin me down 
G                         D 
wayne and garth are right beside him 
D                    A 
you say you love me, i say you don't 
G                  D 
maybe you love me, maybe you won't 


Outro: ...Keep repeating fading out 
D                C 
it's all that we have 
G                D 
it's all that we have 
D                 C 
it's all that you have 
G                 D  
it's all that you have 
D                  C 
you said you loved me 
D          G 
I said you don't 
D                 C 
you said you need me 
D             G 
I promise you won't