Them's The Vagaries

	  		

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You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently 
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Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again. 
     A                      E 
Say, hello spinal curvature get used to the mirthless furniture 
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Now we've kissed I've written this list I thought you ought to know. 
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Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries 
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Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries. 
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Well I'll not sit backwards on the train  
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I can't say I'll always flush the chain 
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And what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests. 
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Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory 
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Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all. 
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Ancient pack horse bridges we'll avoid 
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Marajuana bores must be destroyed. 
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Bin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes not so octopus 
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Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there. 
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No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent 
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It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band. 
A                                         E 
Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries 
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Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries. 
   A 
Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot 
E 
Sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot 
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You point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?" 
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Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries 
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Them's the aviaries and I've been saving these things just for you 
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For you,   for you,   for you.