The Fires Of Ancient Cosmic Destiny

	  		
  Gm               Bb              Eb 
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny 
  F         Gm 
Evil will rise 
  Gm             Bb         Eb 
And of all the legendary warriors 
  F            Gm 
None will survive 
  Gm               Bb             Eb 
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny 
  F         Gm 
Evil will rise 
  Gm           Bb            Eb 
To defeat the power of the sorcerer 
  F           Gm 
Great sacrifice 


verse 1 
Bb           Eb                    D 
Magnificent vessel appears in the sky 
  Gm             Bb            D 
The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath 
  D              Eb                    Bb 
Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny 
  F         Gm          Bb 
Into the battle, the heroes make fight 
  Bb                Eb             Gm 
Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike 
  Bb            Eb                    Gm 
The armies of evil will die on the field 
   Bb                 Gm 
They'll die by our steel 

Spoken Interlude 

And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the fortress of Crail opened wide. 
Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the forces of 
justice. And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself, Dreadlord Proletius! 

verse 2 
  Bb             Eb                       D 
From the black gate evil deathknights attack 
  Gm           Bb                  D 
Proletius is leading the chaos charge 
  D              Eb                   Bb 
Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity 
  Bb       Gm              Eb 
Ralathor fires his final defence 
    Eb                Gm 
Missiles of nuclear justice 
Bb                       Gm      Eb 
The deathknights are suddenly vaporized 
   Eb      Gm 
Proletius dies 

          Eb      Gm 
For the King of Space 
         Bb             F 
We will fight to end disgrace 
         Gm         Eb 
In our once proud land 
         Bb         Eb 
We will make our stand 
           Eb       Gm 
When the dark lord comes 
          Bb            F 
We will shoot our laser guns 
          Gm       Eb     Gm 
For the glory of mighty Dundee 


Spoken Interlude 

Mwah-hahaha! Such a pathetic display of valor! You are naught but insignificant worms before the infinite 
power of Zargothrax! Now, the solar conjunction is at hand. My ascension to godhood is inevitable and there 
is nothing you can do to stop me! Worship my omnipotence! 

Refrain 
 Bb 
From the Heavens 
 Cm 
Comes a hero 
 D 
Mighty Hootsman 
 Bb 
Vanitati 
 Cm 
Latinae 
 D 
Canentis 
 D      Gm 
Hootus Dei 

Bridge 
Gm                Bb 
With a flash of thunder 
Bb                    Gm 
A god falls from the sky 
Gm                Bb 
With holy armor made from wolf 
  Bb                 Gm 
The Hootsman has arrived 
 Gm                 Bb 
Side by side with Angus 
  Bb               Gm 
The warriors make fight 
   Gm               Bb 
Hootsman fires a laser blast 
  Bb                   Gm 
Shoots goblins out of sight 

Refrain 
Bb 
From the Heavens 
Cm 
Comes a hero 
D 
Mighty Hootsman 
Bb 
Vanitati 
Cm 
Latinae 
D 
Canentis 
D       Gm 
Hootus Dei 
 
Gm                 Bb          Eb 
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny 
F           Gm 
Evil will rise 
Gm                Bb         Eb 
And of all the legendary warriors 
F           Gm 
None will survive 
Gm                 Bb          Eb 
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny 
F           Gm 
Evil will rise 
Gm             Bb           Eb 
To defeat the power of the sorcerer 
F                  Gm 
The Hootsman has arrived 


Spoken Interlude 

Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today! My name is the Hootsman, and I am the one and only 
true god of this universe! It is time for you to taste the power of Hoots! 

verse 3 
E                         Bm 
With the force of the hammer 
Bm 
And the power of Hoots 
A 
The forces of justice attack 
Bm 
Bringing destruction to Zargothrax 
C 
The wizard defeated 
F                G 
Dissolves into dust 
C 
The Kingdom of Fife has been saved 
D                                              C# 
The legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day 

Spoken Interlude 

And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated. But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer, the valiant 
hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled by the Knife of Evil. As he watched the lifeless corpse of 
Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the dark power 
of that cursed blade. And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the Glory of Dundee. 
He would end his own life by descending into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion! 

verse 4 
     D 
Goodbye 
     E               F 
My time has come to die 
Gm           F 
This is the end 
F             A 
I must say farewell 
F              Dm 
Descend into hell 

Gm               Bb              Eb 
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny 
F          Gm 
Evil will rise 
Gm              Bb          Eb 
And of all the legendary warriors 
F           Gm 
None will survive 
Gm               Bb              Eb 
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny 
F          Gm 
Evil will rise 
Gm             Bb            Eb 
To defeat the power of the sorcerer 
F                       Gm 
The Prince of Fife must die 
Gm               Bb              Eb 
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny 
F           Gm 
Evil will rise 
Gm               Bb         Eb 
And of all the legendary warriors 
F            Gm 
None will survive 
Gm               Bb              Eb 
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny 
F          Gm 
Evil will rise 
Gm             Bb           Eb 
To defeat the power of the sorcerer 
F                        Gm 
The Prince of Fife must die 
Gm            F 
To save the galaxy 
    Eb             F 
It is your mighty destiny 
 G             D 
Brave Angus McFife
 

Outro 

Initiating interdimensional subspace replay. Target year 1022. Begin transmission 

*In Morse Code* 

Activate Zargothrax Clone Alpha 1 

*Morse Code Ends* 

Transmission complete