Love For Sale

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Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
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I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
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Checked out my mail there was letter that read
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Love for sale, love for sale
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I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
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I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
     B 
You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
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Love for sale, love for sale
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Send up a signal throw me a line
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Somebody explain "this funny Valentine"
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It might not be signal but it sure ain't a crime
    B
I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind
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I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
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I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
     B
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
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Love for sale, love for sale
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We've been living together 3 years, 
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2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
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You can't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears
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Love for sale, love for sale
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I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
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My old lady she played this joke on me
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I never looked where I forgot it would be
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Love for sale, love for sale