Shaving Cream

	  		
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I have a sad story to tell you 
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It may hurt your feelings a bit 
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Last night when I walked in my bathroom 
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I stepped in a big pile of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean 
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Shave every day and you ll always look keen 

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I think I ll break off with my girlfriend 
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Her antics are queer I ll admit 
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Each time I say darling I love you 
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She tells me that I m full of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean 
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Shave every day and you ll always look keen 

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Our baby fell out of the window 
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You d think that her head would be split 
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But good luck was with her that morning 
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She fell in a barrel of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean 
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Shave every day and you ll always look keen 

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An old lady died in a bathtub 
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She died from a terrible fit 
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In order to fulfill her wishes 
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She was buried in six feet of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean 
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Shave every day and you ll always look keen 


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When I was in France with the army 
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One day I looked into my kit 
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I thought I would find me a sandwich 
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But the darn thing was loaded with 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean 
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Shave every day and you ll always look keen 

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And now folks my story is ended 
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I think it is time I should quit 
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If any of you feel offended 
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Stick your head in a barrel of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean 
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Shave every day and you ll always look keen