Blunt The Knives

	  		
verse 1 
Blunt the knives, bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks! 
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Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! 
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verse 2 
Cut the cloth, tread on the fat! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! 
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Pour the milk on the pantry floor! Splash the wine on every door! 
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verse 3 
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowls! Pound them up with a thumping pole! 
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When you're finished if they are whole; Send them down the hall to roll! 
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Outro 
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                                    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! 
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