Saved By A Chat Show

	  		
verse 1 
       D 
Well I don't think it'll work 
              F#m 
Were the last words she ever heard 
           G                     A 
Before she fell into the arms of foxy Phil 
       D 
And it would've been all right 
       F#m 
If she hadn't stayed the night 
         G                               A 
Or she'd thought about the morning after pill 

verse 2 
          D 
And she's trying to do the right thing 
           F#m 
Yeah she's trying hard to think 
        G                              A 
But she isn't getting further than the lonely kitchen sink 
   D 
He switches on the telly 
    F#m 
And he's watching ITV 
          G 
While she washes up the dishes 
         A 
That she used to make his tea 

Pre-Chorus 
Em              A 
But it won't be long 
          D 
Until she raises a smile 
         F#m 
Just for Jeremy Kyle 
        G                     A 
And the whole world stares at you 

D                          Bm 
Can't you see she's coming through 
                       G 
No she don't belong to you 

You made her make up run 
      A 
She's saved by a chatshow 

D                           Bm 
He kissed her sister so she says 
                      G 
He's had far too many lays 

But she's breaking out 
      A 
She's saved by a chatshow
 

Instrumental 
D F#m D A (2x) 

verse 3 
     D                                 F#m 
Well Phil is down the snooker and he's polishing his cue 
G                                    A 
While she's singing lullabies thinks can I see this through 
     D 
Well Phil he's potted everything 
     F#m 
He's had a right good night 
         G 
But he's downed a few too many 
        A 
So it's home to start a fight 

Pre-Chorus 
Em              A 
But it won't be long 
          D 
Until she raises a smile 
         F#m 
Just for Jeremy Kyle 
        G                     A 
And the whole world stares at you 

D                          Bm 
Can't you see she's coming through 
                       G 
No she don't belong to you 

You made her make up run 
      A 
She's saved by a chatshow 

D                           Bm 
He kissed her sister so she says 
                      G 
He's had far too many lays 

But she's breaking out 
      A 
She's saved by a chatshow
 

Bridge 
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Saved by a chatshow 
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Saved by a chatshow 
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Saved by a chatshow 
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Saved by a chatshow 
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Saved by a chatshow 
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Saved by a chatshow 
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Saved by a chatshow 

D                          Bm 
Can't you see she's coming through 
                       G 
No she don't belong to you 

You made her make up run 
      A 
She's saved by a chatshow 
D                           Bm 
He kissed her sister so she says 
                      G 
He's had far too many lays 

But she's breaking out 
      A 
She's saved by a chatshow 

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