Written by Tommy Collins
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Now I've got a cousin on my daddy's side
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He was a single boy and doin' fine
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Until he met a wider who took him for a ride
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He's a hubby now besides the paw of mine
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All of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
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There's some a runnin' loose around me and you
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Just watch when you're in a crowd and you'll agree too
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That all of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
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Oh the women on a budget always tickle me
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They're as tight as ticks and worry all the time
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And then a travelin' salesman sweeps 'em off their feet
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They give a dollar for a brush that's worth a dime
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All of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
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There's some a runnin' loose around me and you
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Just watch when you're in a crowd and you'll agree too
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That all of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
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Now there's some awful smart men that run the USA
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They head the list of some of our great men
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And then there's some others who had a big shot brother
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They weren't elected they were just put in
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All of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
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There's some a tellin' us a what we can do
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Just watch when you're in a crowd and you'll agree too
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That all of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
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I used to tell my girl when she’d get marryin' on her mind
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That she'd never make a monkey out of me
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But I was just a country kid and I didn't know the game
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And I guess you know what happened to me
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All of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
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There's some a runnin' loose around me and you
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Just watch when you're in a crowd and you'll agree too
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That all of the monkeys ain't in the zoo
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